Fan-made twitter account for the Cryptarch from Destiny
Reblogged for Truth.
You sonuva bitch :c
Dis…..Dis is my weapon *Makes grabby hands at all the awesome shotguns*
"Knock knock." || "Who's there?"
Everything in Destiny is attractive.
Bungie did it.
Bungie made the most boner inducing game ever.
Player characters? Hot
Player armor? Hot
BUTT TOUCH SIMULATOR 2014.
GONNA TOUCH ALL THE BUTTS.
Destiny // Guardians
((*masses button till it breaks*))
dude LITERALLY WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT PRESS THIS
Creating the character can be one of the best parts!
Please be kidding.
whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity
And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
Dear god it hurt reading all these…..